Unless the storied Rooney family has recently begun taking fashion nods from relentless burger thief, The Hamburglar, may I ask the Pittsburgh Steelers just what the hell it is that we’re looking at? Are these 80th anniversary throwbacks supposed to serve as some form of cruel punishment?
Did Art Rooney once latch onto the brief, but delightful B. Brian Blair and Jumpin’ Jim Brunzell bandwagon?
So many questions, yet there’s really only one suitable answer: Send these jerseys through a starved wood-chipper. Immediately.
[via Kevin Negandhi]