Bart Swain is the Cleveland Indians Director of Baseball Information. He is also not a fan of the drinking water in Kansas City. Cleveland was in town over the weekend and pillaged and plundered the Royals, but that wasn’t enough for Swain.
Yummy yum yum. Where was I? Oh, yeah, Swain thought the Kansas City water had a hint of fecal matter in it. I get it. Local tap water is a lot like farts. Everyone prefers their own brew. I’ve lived in Kansas City so I guess I’m used to it, but I go on trips and . . . well . . . I’ve never thought I was drinking eau d’anus, but I’ve been spent time in Florida and Texas and found the mixture displeasing enough to seek out bottled waters. I’ve never been to Cleveland, though, and I’ve heard great things. Now, I guess I’ll have to see what I’ve been missing with the water, fresh off the Cuyahoga.
[h/t: The Pitch]
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