Roundup: Penguins & Canucks Avoid Elimination, RIP Dick Clark & Video of a Community College Brawl

Joanna Krupa … Brooklyn middle school is big on chess … Brooklyn Decker in GQ tho … the bear from Ted humping Sidney Crosby … cop may have pointed a gun at an interviewer … boy raises $10k with a lemonade standairport stripper “nude but not lewd” … McDonald’s worker spit in drinks, gets arrested … Mike Wallace stories … seafood deformities in the Gulf … Joel McHale on Chevy Chase …

Penguins 10, Flyers 3. It’s not over. [Post-Gazette]

Vancouver 3, LA Kings 1. It’s not over. [Sun]

Dick Clark passed away yesterday at 82. Three Dick Clark videos to start your morning. [Obit]

An interview with Danny McBride about Kenny Powers. [HBO]

A great read on Rajon Rondo. [Ball Don’t Lie]

Kyle Boller is the NFL. [NFL]

Terry Francona will attend the Red Sox special ceremony. [WEEI]

Arrested Developments’ 10 new episodes will all hit Netflix at the same time. Will also be awesome. [Complex]

The 15 worst uniforms of all-time. [USA Today]

What are you supposed to think of Tony Soprano and the girl from Girls? [TIME]

Best part of this Rick Reilly column? Mike Tyson mentions he knocked up a prison official. While he was in jail. [ESPN]

Bartolo Colon threw 38 straight strikes. In a game. Last night. [Outside Corner]

Who will the Bills pick with the 10th selection? [Buffalo News]

BBC will be televising the living heck out of the Olympics. [BBC]

Troops posed with body parts of Afghan bombers. [LA Times]

Siri, locate my thick rimmed glasses.

The trailer for Sand Sharks starring Brooke Hogan.

Community college brawl involving a woman who brought her small child to school. Perhaps this is why people are willing to face a lifetime of debt for a private school education.

This is the new Rebecca Black(s). Via Cosby Sweaters. [Update: For those of you who don’t know who Rebecca Black is.]

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