Marlins catcher Brett Hayes is 2-for-10 this season, but I’m not putting Miami’s slow start entirely on his shoulders. Last November, he got married and shared this dance with his mother. It’s fresh, hip and prominently featured sunglasses. It is everything every dance at a wedding should be. *party rock shuffles to refrigerator* [Sun-Sentinel]
Four beers without a funnel. Ill-advised.
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Sad high school football death in New York.
Seriously. He said this.
Rough night to end a good year.
There’s always next year.