Marlins catcher Brett Hayes is 2-for-10 this season, but I’m not putting Miami’s slow start entirely on his shoulders. Last November, he got married and shared this dance with his mother. It’s fresh, hip and prominently featured sunglasses. It is everything every dance at a wedding should be. *party rock shuffles to refrigerator* [Sun-Sentinel]
But he did write the most posts about it.
Why? Benny The Bull should not be made to jump through such hoops.