Tom Brady Attended the Grand Opening of a Boutique Dressed as Snooty Paperboy
By Tim Ryan
This is important news because Brady did so by dressing as a scornfully arrogant, hipster paperboy who might ironically deliver the previous day’s edition of your local newspaper. Sadly, without a beard or at least some intentionally raggedy scruff, I’m afraid the bridge to Williamsburg, Brooklyn will be off limits to him. For now, Sir Tommy’s route has been restricted to the Upper East Side.
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