Rays third baseman Evan Longoria dressed up as some sort diaper-wearing Spartacus for what had to be an exceedingly memorable “Halloween in April” party. Thankfully, his enticing girlfriend, Jaime Edmondson, swooped in and made up for the painful eye rake by showcasing her bulbous rack.
I now patiently await the first person to assess that Edmondson’s legs aren’t quite toned enough, and that her wrist is too bony.
Note: This post is exactly why we have an “Oh” category.
[via Rays Index]