You would think parental instinct would dictate you duck out of the way and protect your child’s soft, not yet fully developed skull. But, really, you can procreate whenever you want. How many chances do you have to catch a home run ball?
The guy should not face any wife trouble, since she ducked out of the way completely. That kid is displaying the level of catatonia only an afternoon watching baseball can induce.
[HT to Mike the Intern]