Roundup: Jenny McCarthy is Still Dating Brian Urlacher; Barry Melrose Made Up a Word & an NFL Draft Surprise

Mila Kunis … “Idaho man accused of using gun to force ‘moonwalk‘” … Ryan Leaf, fugitive … A-Rod said nice things about Cameron Diaz … what a mugshot for a 17-year-old … that’s a pretty great obitMila Kunis says she’s not dating Ashton Kutcher … $362 million cocaine bust … here’s a story about baseball “lip sweaters” … parents turn in their son after they saw video of him robbing an elderly woman … Wire creator David Simon has started a website … “Teen Charged With Hate Crime, Says He Was Mad About Trayvon Martin” …

The Jenny McCarthy-Brian Urlacher romance is going strong. [page 6]

Wes Lunt, an early-enrollee freshman, is the new Oklahoma State QB. [OKSU]

Pete Carroll, what were you thinking? That’s two years in a row the Seahawks have gone with head scratchers in the first round. [Seattle Times]

Inside the mind of Kevin Durant, who won a 3rd consecutive scoring title last night. [Time]

Yes, Kobe actually sat out the season finale rather than try and score 40 points to win the scoring title. [LA Times]

Uh-oh – Blog commenter sued for libel! [Boise Weekly]

Uh-oh (for baseball fans) – Toronto’s Dustin McGowan has suffered a setback. He’s off to see Dr. Andrews. [Sun]

Tulsa and Jordan Clarkson appear to have reached a¬†compromise¬†on which schools he can and can’t transfer to. [Tulsa World]

Carl Crawford’s elbow sounds like it is in rough shape. Bummer for Boston. [Herald]

Finally, we have a college football playoff. To all the bowl fans … sorry, you lost. The party’s over. Playoffs are here! Well, in Jan. 2015. [SI]

The lost art of the sports cartoon. [NYT]

Robin Ventura isn’t scuuurrrred of pissing off White Sox veterans. [Sun-Times]

An Australian judge has ordered KFC to pay 8 million Australian dollars ($8.3 million) to the family of a Sydney girl left brain damaged after eating one of the fast food giant’s chicken wraps. [AP]

This chick totally wants to bang Mr. Irrelevant.

Wait for the explosion.

This monkey is really unhappy about the cucumber. Hilarious. [via Herbie]

Nope, can’t rely on “thirdary” scoring. Live TV! [via Adam]

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