Yes, Bryce Harper grounded out to the pitcher in his first at-bat in the bigs Saturday against the Dodgers, but Vin Scully is so gifted at his craft he’s capable of making a sextape involving Sweetchuck and Nicole Bass seem appealing. Harper ended up going 1-for-3 with a double in his highly-anticipated debut. He picked up another hit last night in three trips to the plate.
And since we’re here, take a look at the 10 key steps to mimicking Bryce Harper:
[Harper at-bat via Deadspin]