Ryan Braun Hit Three Home Runs and a Triple Against the Padres

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”It’s definitely special. It’s an extremely challenging game we play. You’re going to deal with a lot of failure, a lot of adversity, and when you have a special night like that you try to enjoy it and it’s that much more fun and enjoyable when your team wins the game. It was definitely a pretty cool night.”

I can understand Braun’s level of enthusiasm considering two of the homers came off of the immortal Joe Wieland.

Right here is probably where we all stare into the camera while raising a dramatically speculative eyebrow, so raise away. It’s also probably where Braun reminds us he passed a test that he can’t talk about, by talking about it.

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In other baseball news… Delmon Young has been suspended seven days following his arrest in Manhattan on a hate crime harassment charge. Seems like a good dude … Yu Darvish went seven innings and allowed a run on four hits while striking out nine. He’s given up three runs overs his last 27-1/3 innings … No home runs in April for Albert Pujols. This is getting weird. And hilarious … Big Papi went deep twice last night in Boston’s 11-6 win over Oakland. Come on, Albert, if Papi can still hit home runs, so can you.

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