Elizabeth Hurley … awesome punch face … energy drinks aren’t good for your teeth … Obama had a girlfriend when he was in his 20’s … Dr. Seuss‘ adult book … parking lot charges based on vehicle efficiency … mom rents billboard for daughter’s prom queen bid … this Perfect Strangers game tho … $120 million for The Scream … drag queen bingo … spy found in sports bag probably died as part of a criminal act … dolphins help fishermen ….
More on Junior Seau’s suicide. [USA Today]
Following Vince Young’s workout with the Bills, the two haven’t reached an agreement. [Buffalo News]
A bunch of people named their kid after Shaq back in the 90’s. [Harvard Sports Analysis]
Alshon Jeffery is the first NFL draft pick to sign with a team. [Da Bear Necessities]
Will Smith plans to appeal his suspension because he didn’t have anything to do with the bounties. [NOLA]
Tiger says Jack is the G.O.A.T. [Golf Channel]
Amar’e’s injury in his own words. [New York Times]
Jose Canseco wants to play in the All-Star game because of course he does, he’s an idiot. [Larry Brown Sports]
Scott Gomez of the Canadiens got a buyout. [Puck Daddy]
Charles Barkley says LeBron is a good guy. [CBS]
On Gina Carano’s movie career. [SI]
More on the Sarah Phillips Twitter account thing. (Post has been deleted) [Xavier]
And some more, if you’re interested. [Deadspin]
A sucker punch? In lacrosse? No! (The kid’s name is Jake Champion!)
Here’s a dog and a parrot fighting over a yogurt.
Game of Thrones theme set to Legos.
Jimmy Fallon’s SNL audition.