Tom Brady and Wes Welker attended the Kentucky Derby yesterday. I’m not going to make fun of Tom Brady. He looks like a cross between Joel McHale and Michael Weston, which is a huge improvement over his previous Derby outfits. Welker though… Welker is dressed like Lloyd from Entourage when Lloyd from Entourage dressed like Andre 3000. I’m guessing Brady had to take Welker shopping so he could reach the tiny hats and bow ties on the top shelf.
Two of Maine’s players got in a fight over music in the locker room. One now has a broken jaw.
Paul George doesn’t sound happy with the Pacers.
Deron Williams wants to join the Cavaliers.
Ersan Ilyasova was born nearly 30 years ago in Eskişehir, Turkey. It’s unclear if he began dreaming of the most beautiful cities (…)
Sic transit gloria mundi.