Tom Brady and Wes Welker attended the Kentucky Derby yesterday. I’m not going to make fun of Tom Brady. He looks like a cross between Joel McHale and Michael Weston, which is a huge improvement over his previous Derby outfits. Welker though… Welker is dressed like Lloyd from Entourage when Lloyd from Entourage dressed like Andre 3000. I’m guessing Brady had to take Welker shopping so he could reach the tiny hats and bow ties on the top shelf.
It’s been another rough night for Tom Brady.
Photographer was arrested, but claims the bodyguard is buddies with the police, who are ignoring witnesses.
Last time I checked, looking totally swoll wasn’t against the law!
A Heisman candidate, and a target of attention.
That didn’t take long.