Tom Brady and Wes Welker attended the Kentucky Derby yesterday. I’m not going to make fun of Tom Brady. He looks like a cross between Joel McHale and Michael Weston, which is a huge improvement over his previous Derby outfits. Welker though… Welker is dressed like Lloyd from Entourage when Lloyd from Entourage dressed like Andre 3000. I’m guessing Brady had to take Welker shopping so he could reach the tiny hats and bow ties on the top shelf.
He’s so little!
When you really think about it, the entire team missed the Idaho game.
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Summer, sadly, is over. Fortunately, the NFL season kicks off in two days.
Finally, a Phillies highlight!
There is a report that the alleged victim is pregnant.
Rams seem to be the most likely destination.