Ashley Greene … the man who hacked Hollywood … Nebraska man changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex … the unemployment rate without government cuts … Sofia Vergara is single … “Two dead dolphins ‘forgot to breathe’ after taking heroin substitute following zoo’s weekend-long rave” … reporters take down corrupt sheriff … Jon Hamm is funny … the “contiguous U.S” had its 3rd hottest April since 1895 … RIP Maurice Sendak … the time the Beastie Boys appeared on Chappelle’s Show (it never aired) … taking Oddball rides to the Prom … Dustin Hoffman saved the life of a jogger who had a heart attack … why would anyone hire an evil clown? … school bake sales in jeopardy? …
TV ratings for the Kentucky Derby were … up? [Bloodhorse]
Dorian Finney-Smith, who was Virginia Tech’s most important recruit in years and made the ACC’s all-freshman last season, is transferring. [Daily Press]
Devils beat the Flyers 3-1, eliminating Philadelphia from the playoffs. [Star Ledger]
The 10 freakiest college football athletes for next season. [CBS Sports]
Here’s a puzzling column about how the Bulls won’t look the same next year … because they have decisions to make about Korver, Brewer and Watson? Ok. [Tribune]
A male masseur is alleging John Travolta “groped him and tried to force a happy ending during a private massage in an Atlanta hotel room.” [NYDN]
Here’s an interview with Leonard Armato of Leverage Agency. [Sports Agent Blog]
“Man allegedly urinates on $3,000 worth of jeans in Huntington clothing store.” [Daily Mail]
Three Texas football players – including potential 1st round pick Alex Okafor – were detained briefly for failing to leave an Austin drinking establishment in a timely manner. [ESPN]
“Elderly OKC Man Accused Of Talking Dirty To 911 Operators.” [News 9]
Here are two raccoons having sex.
DeAnthony Thomas, the Oregon running back, has some wheels.
For the Jim Breuer fans.
Watch a baby Orangutan climb a fence for the first time.