Here are two girls on a pebbly beach somewhere punching each other in the face while showing a poor understanding of mixed martial arts. Why are these young girls fighting? Why does it seem neither girl has any friends or enemies in that entire group? Why are so many of the people not watching? Is this fake? Does it matter?
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.