Nicole Scherzinger … you can’t text and walk in one New Jersey town … “Can a Better Vibrator Inspire an Age of Great American Sex?” … great story about a janitor graduating from Columbia … a GIF of Kate Beckinsale doing the Dougie on Ellen … “Disaster losses set to outpace economic growth” … man spends $60k in custody battle over his dog … ”FBI Agent Who Investigated Unabomber Arrested On Child Pornography Charges” … the world’s largest public toilet …
Scott Van Pelt announced on twitter he’s staying at ESPN. [SVP]
Bryce Harper hit his first homer in the majors. [Wash Post]
Oklahoma QB Landry Jones won’t have a few of his receivers early next season due to suspensions. [Oklahoman]
Matt Kemp is going on the DL with a strained hamstring. [LA Times]
“Colorado teenagers are alleging that two mothers who chaperoned their high school prom sprayed Lysol disinfectant on teens they thought were dirty dancing, calling them ‘sluts’ and ‘whores.’” [ABC News]
Fifty-two year old woman is competing in Division III track and field. [The Daily]
It appears Manny Ramirez will be joining the Oakland A’s at the end of the month. [SF Gate]
Dale Hunter has decided he’s done coaching the Washington Capitals. [Times]
Former Kentucky basketball player Michael Porter arrested on sex charges. [John Clay's Sidelines]
Wrigley Field must be destroyed! [WSJ]
“A woman on probation for changing the grades of football players at Antioch High School — where she was a teacher and her husband head coach — is now facing multiple counts of forgery for allegedly scamming her new employer.” [Sun-Times]
Hot dog in a Lamborghini probably feels really stupid right now.
Accelerator got stuck. The accident injured 17 people.
Is Summer’s Eve that funny? [via Traina]
Ferrari flies through right light, crashes into car. If you believe the YouTube comments, three people were killed. [via Adam]