Ever wonder what it would look like if Shaq lost some weight and painted on abs? Last night on Inside the NBA, that question was answered as Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley went topless as part of a shirt-off / weight-loss competition. The competition resulted in such memorable gifs as Hoopz doing a back flip off Shaq’s abs and Charles Barkley using a Shake Weight on air. The segment also gave Barkley a chance to break out some real talk about motivation and getting in shape. Listen to Sir Charles, America. Even if you have to paint on your own abs.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.