This is where you make jokes about Cincinnati pitcher Aroldis Chapman – who was driving a 2010 Mercedes S63 – trying to drive as fast as he pitches. Said Reds’ manager Dusty Baker: “He got a speeding ticket.” That Dusty – so perceptive. Chapman, now the closer in Cincinnati, has 39 Ks in 22.1 innings and is 3-0 with a 0.00 ERA. [Cincinnati.com]
The day after Goodell’s big presser.
Much to security’s dismay.
Quite the ensemble.
Just a leaping double-fisted punch to the back of the head.
How many more years until he’s irrelevant?