Rainn Wilson wanted tickets for the NHL’s Western Conference Finals. Since he’s a celebrity who has more than enough money to buy his own, the Kings sent him tickets for free. They put them in a jello mold to pay tribute to the very first episode of The Office when Jim put Dwight’s stapler in jello. That was back before The Office was funny. As opposed to the later seasons which are after The Office was funny. It gets hard to keep track, I know.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.