Rainn Wilson wanted tickets for the NHL’s Western Conference Finals. Since he’s a celebrity who has more than enough money to buy his own, the Kings sent him tickets for free. They put them in a jello mold to pay tribute to the very first episode of The Office when Jim put Dwight’s stapler in jello. That was back before The Office was funny. As opposed to the later seasons which are after The Office was funny. It gets hard to keep track, I know.
Blink-182 is not staying together for the kids.
Tom Thibodeau is gonna get screwed out of his job Chicago.
Two arrests in three days.
The death count is estimated to be around 1,200.
Also wants another go at Doug Gottlieb.