Roundup: David Villa Out of Euro 2012, Kings Are Stanley Cup-Bound & Lolo Jones Talks About Being a Virgin
By Jason McIntyre
David Villa will not play in Euro 2012. [DNA]
Who are the 10 biggest impact transfers in college basketball next season? [Glockner]
The very attractive Lolo Jones is a virgin. [People]
“The latest plot to rob the Bellagio of high-value gaming chips was foiled by quick-thinking casino employees.” [Review Journal]
Kings 4, Coyotes 3. LA is headed to the Stanley Cup. [Times]
Randy Harvey is a new columnist at the Houston Chronicle, replacing the departed Richard Justice. [Chronicle]
“Andrew Luck Director of Offense.” Yes, that’s a thing, thanks to a donor. [AP]
Claude Giroux and His Cast Smoked This Girl in Beer Pong on Sunday Night. [Crossing Broad]
Baseball’s Rule 4 draft is approaching, and Byron Buxton is the most intriguing prospect. [SI]
Nationals 5, Phillies 2. Washington beat Halladay. Impressive. [Post]
Rick Reilly takes a beating for some bad columns, but I enjoyed this one. [ESPN]
That’s a brutal fail in front of the entire class. [via Herbie]
Pat thinks Vanna has a “lovely rack.” [via Hot Clicks]
Um …. [via SFist]
It’s rush hour in China. Do you know where your 3-year-old is?