Roundup: David Villa Out of Euro 2012, Kings Are Stanley Cup-Bound & Lolo Jones Talks About Being a Virgin

Michelle Monaghan … the Supreme Court and the music industry are the worst … Miley Cyrus sure is showing a lot of side boob … releasing live chickens in high school – even as a prank – will get you arrested … “Disabled woman kicked off cruise ship after crew misplaces dialysis machine” … idiot calls police to report his pot plants were stolen … “Deputy sheriff punched at Trinity / St. X lacrosse game” … yet another reason to avoid fast food … everybody loves Laura Vandervoort … “Man in stable condition after Niagara Falls plunge” … you can turn a super soaker into a real gun, apparently … is Jason Sudeikis leaving SNL? … good read on high-tech football helmetsMinka Kelly as Jackie Kennedy? … “Mountain lion killed in downtown Santa Monica” …

David Villa will not play in Euro 2012. [DNA]

Who are the 10 biggest impact transfers in college basketball next season? [Glockner]

The very attractive Lolo Jones is a virgin. [People]

“The latest plot to rob the Bellagio of high-value gaming chips was foiled by quick-thinking casino employees.” [Review Journal]

Kings 4, Coyotes 3. LA is headed to the Stanley Cup. [Times]

Randy Harvey is a new columnist at the Houston Chronicle, replacing the departed Richard Justice. [Chronicle]

“Andrew Luck Director of Offense.” Yes, that’s a thing, thanks to a donor. [AP]

Claude Giroux and His Cast Smoked This Girl in Beer Pong on Sunday Night. [Crossing Broad]

Baseball’s Rule 4 draft is approaching, and Byron Buxton is the most intriguing prospect. [SI]

Nationals 5, Phillies 2. Washington beat Halladay. Impressive. [Post]

Rick Reilly takes a beating for some bad columns, but I enjoyed this one. [ESPN]

That’s a brutal fail in front of the entire class. [via Herbie]

Pat thinks Vanna has a “lovely rack.” [via Hot Clicks]

Um …. [via SFist]

It’s rush hour in China. Do you know where your 3-year-old is?

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