The Giants crushed the Marlins Thursday, 14-7 and despite getting shelled, there were two highlights for the Marlins. First, Giancarlo Stanton hit his 10th home run of the season. Then, he nearly decapitated Logan Morrison while throwing to home plate. Apparently, the Marlins have been encouraging Stanton to hit the cutoff man. I think maybe they need to be more specific.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.