For just a moment, look past DeShawn Stevenson’s ridiculous NBA hipster outfit. Look to his right – your left – and tell me what you see. It is an ATM. In his kitchen. An automated teller machine. In his kitchen. A cash machine. In his kitchen.
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Considering he has Abe Lincoln tattooed on his throat, you have to assume that ATM dispenses nothing but five dollar bills, right?