Roundup: Terrell Owens Cut By Indoor Football League Team, Gordon Ramsay Got Leveled in a Charity Soccer Match
By Ty Duffy
Richard Deitsch published his Spring Media Power List. [SI.com]
Terrell Owens was cut by an Indoor Football League team. Refusing to play road games? Kind of a big deal. [ESPNDallas]
Carlos Gonzalez gets his batting average back above. 300. The media takes notice. [Denver Post]
Attractive blonde woman faces an athletic dilemma. Today Show segments write themselves. [Sydney Morning Herald]
Yes, Esquire did a 75-page slideshow, of books men should read. Love Lonesome Dove. Docking points for not having White Teeth or I Claudius. [Esquire]
Loyola wins first Division I national title in Lacrosse. The Wall Street sinecures may be fleeting, but the memories will last a lifetime. [NYT]
Eden Hazard was fined a bottle of champagne for missing the Belgium team bus. That’s the type of discipline regime you install after being the most talented squad not to qualify for the Euros. [Guardian]
Retired firefighter is suing the Yankees after being beaten up at the Stadium. [NYDN]
Woman catches her baby’s father in bed with another women. Arrested after using stun gun on them. Florida. [WPTV]
Man leaves toddler unattended to visit strip club. Yep, Florida again. [WTSP]
Kid gets mock award for having most homework excuses. Mom gets angry with school, not kid for not doing homework. [ABC News]
A junior girl in Ann Arbor took a freshman guy to prom. The Times was on it. [NYT]
Inspired by the ban college football debate, the Italian PM calls for a ban on soccer. [AP]
Drunk dude playing in traffic? Drunk dude playing in traffic. [Bro Bible]
Gordon Ramsay got laid out by former English star Teddy Sheringham. (Hoping that was for the American edition of “Kitchen Nightmares.”)
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