Daniel Bard's Start in Toronto Never Really Got Started
By Tim Ryan
In 1-2/3 innings of outstandingly putrid work, he allowed one hit — a three-run homer to Jose Bautista — walked six, hit two batters, and allowed a total of five runs before being mercilessly removed from the game and likely sent back to Boston on a plane full of chickens.
The only thing Bard didn’t do was turn around and throw the ball into the outfield. If this were a video game, your controller would already be on fire.
What a disaster.
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