This is a photograph of a piece of hair from a player in the Lingerie Football League All-Star tour in Brisbane, Australia. It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from a nipple showing and there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost see it. This piece of hair was just dancing with the photographer. Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in. I think that’s how most of us feel about lingerie football.