WMTV in Portland, Maine did not have anyone knowledgeable about sports on the 11pm broadcast last night. That’s how you get anchor Meghan Torjussen reporting that the Celtics-Heat game ended in an 89-89 tie. Before you put all the blame on Meghan, remember her producer was in her ear saying, “Yeah, basketballing games end in ties all the time.” [via Happy]
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.