As you may have heard by now, the Boston Celtics beat the Miami Heat tonight to move withing a single win of a trip to the NBA Finals. Shortly before this happened, the NBA on ESPN Facebook account posted this image of Dwyane Wade and LeBron James “1 WIN FROM THE FINALS.” So now, in the last two Miami losses, the Heat have tied the Celtics and beat the Celtics. They’re going to have to actually win a game in real life if they want to force a seventh game.
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.