Roundup: Miley Cyrus is Engaged, Nobody is Watching the Stanley Cup & it is Hammer the Miami Heat Day

Malin Ackerman … Miley Cyrus, 19, is engaged … woman gets herpes from date, sues, wins $900k … “woman uses nail polish remover to set husband on fire” … kindly go read this Princeton commencement speech by Michael Lewis (or watch the video below) … Scott Walker, winner in Wisconsin! … warning: Sad story … “man’s death during threesome nets his family $3M in trial” … Jonah Lehrer is leaving Wired for the New Yorker … daughter of Bruce Willis arrested for giving a cop a fake ID after having an open beer in Times Square … school denies student diploma because of excessive cheering for him during graduation … “Human hand and foot delivered to Vancouver schools” … why was this college student in Georgia building bombs? …

Urban Meyer suspends two Ohio State leaders indefinitely after police caught them urinating outside of a restaurant. [Toledo Blade]

Here’s a very good obit of the Times Picayune. [LSU Reveille]

Get ready for a day of hammering the Heat on the internet. It’ll be non-stop, I’m sure. [Sun-Sentinel]

I’m a KG hater, but he was phenomenal in Game 5. Seems like he has more left in the tank than we all thought. [Herald]

Eric Crawford blogs about leaving the Courier-Journal for a TV station. [Eric Crawford Sports]

Ratings for the Stanley Cup have been poor. [NYT]

Bill Self’s son, Tyler, is going to walk onto the Kansas basketball team. [KU Sports]

Can I interest you in a story about Manny Pacquiao’s dog? [WSJ]

Andy Pettitte shut down the Rays, Yankees pull within 1/2 game of first place in the AL East. [NYDN]

A week after getting dismissed from the Oklahoma St. Cowboys football team, runnin back Herschel Sims is busted for forgery. [Tulsa World]

Golden State Warriors fans – what do you think about taking Kentucky’s Terrence Jones 7th? [Mercury News]

Miss Pennsylvania thinks that the Miss USA pageant is rigged, so she’s giving up her crown. [Delco Times]

You might laugh. [via Dan]

An acoustic version of Call Me Maybe? Why not.

Michael Lewis is a bright individual.

Funny video about how we store people in our phones. [via Hot Clicks]

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