Let’s get this out of the way. The Miami Heat are celebrating another non-title. LeBron still doesn’t have a ring. The Heat needed 7 games to get past the aging Celtics. We know. I want you to forget that for a second and watch Juwan Howard. He comes running to the locker room as his teammates start dancing. He goes to the middle of the floor and does the dance he used to do back in Ann Arbor in the 1980’s to pick up women with neon fanny packs. And all his teammates walk away. Just watch Juwan Howard. Forget that the Heat were celebrating another non-title and laugh at that old man.
Spoiler: the Pistons didn’t like it.
A sign of things to come? Or underclassmen getting advice elsewhere?
It’s a Festivus miracle!
Bowl games and football, that’s what December does.
It’s an honor just to be nominated.