Let’s get this out of the way. The Miami Heat are celebrating another non-title. LeBron still doesn’t have a ring. The Heat needed 7 games to get past the aging Celtics. We know. I want you to forget that for a second and watch Juwan Howard. He comes running to the locker room as his teammates start dancing. He goes to the middle of the floor and does the dance he used to do back in Ann Arbor in the 1980’s to pick up women with neon fanny packs. And all his teammates walk away. Just watch Juwan Howard. Forget that the Heat were celebrating another non-title and laugh at that old man.
Would you say no to an extra 1% of your annual salary?
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
Hopefully you have cable if you want to watch postseason baseball.
Four beers without a funnel. Ill-advised.