Bryce Harper and the Washington Nationals are in Toronto for a series against the Blue Jays. The Nationals beat the Jays 4-2 and Harper went 3-for-4 with a home run in his Canadian debut. After the game, a reporter pointed out that he was old enough to have a celebratory beer in Canada. Harper gets the “you trying to get me into trouble?” look and someone off-camera – presumably a team PR guy – tells him not to answer. Harper then gave the immortal response, “That’s a clown question, bro.” A meme was born. [WaPo]
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.