Justin Tuck's New Facemask Likely to Scare Young Children
By Tim Ryan
“Everybody is like, ‘Can I get that facemask?’ No, it’s exclusive to me, no one else can have it. But it’s a copycat league in everything people do so I wouldn’t be surprised if there are a few of those floating around before we play.”
Tuck’s right. It won’t be long before half the league looks like Predator disciples, and we’ll all be better for it as the players will at least look fierce even though they’re no longer allowed to play fierce.
Note: The first person to make the already overdone “Hello Clarice” joke gets a Homie the Clown sock to the sack.
[Photos via US Presswire, Uni Watch]