Roundup: Man Calls 911 Over Sandwich Order, Curt Schilling is a Loser & Jeremy Renner Takes Over the Bourne Series
By Jason McIntyre
Curt Schilling, what a dick. [Slate]
Here’s a terrible mistake by the NCAA. Get your Dakota programs right, fellas. [Grand Forks Herald]
“Police in India have arrested a woman athlete on allegations of “rape”‘ and charges that she is actually ‘male.'” [BBC]
ESPN’s Sean McDonough will have surgery near his brain this summer. [USA Today]
Illinois defensive end who had 7.5 sacks last season broke his jaw in a fight. [Tribune]
Vegas police: Floyd Mayweather is not being mistreated in jail. [Yahoo]
That Squid On Your Plate Could Inseminate Your Mouth. [Science 2.0]
A contrarian view to the perfect game. [Keith Olbermann]
A Prague brothel where it’s free – if you perform for the web. [NSFW – Wired]
“Bail set after hitchhiker writing book on kindness shot near Glasgow.” [Billings Gazette]
Not entirely sure how I feel about Renner as Bourne.