Roundup: Webb Simpson on Rooster Guy, 'That's My Boy' Flops at the Box Office & Dale Earnhardt Jr. Finally Won

Lucy Hale … Rock of Ages and That’s My Boy flopped at the box office … Woody Allen has never used email … here’s a GIF of Yu Darvish in a wig and high heels … lengthy read about how a drug cartel makes billionsRodney King, 47, was found dead at the bottom of his swimming pool … teacher has entire class slap the bully … a bank error for a gambling fiend leads to $1.5 million in losses … Pacman Jones ordered by judge to pay $11 million to family of strip club manager … NYT profiles Jerry Sandusky’s wifeCosmo’s most ridiculous sex tips

Webb Simpson talks about the guy who made rooster noises during his interview: “I didn’t know if it was part of the deal (laughter) I never won a Major, I never know what to expect. And I saw some fury in Mike’s eyes. But I didn’t really know what to do.” [ASAP Sports via Bryan Graham]

Dale Earnhardt Jr. finally ended his 4-year winless drought. [Observer]

Norman Chad has some thoughts on Pete Rose memorabilia. [Wash Post]

LaDainian Tomlinson has finally retired – as a Charger – after a sterling NFL career. [CBS Sports]

The waiting list for Oklahoma City Thunder season tickets in 2013-2014 is at 2,000. [Tulsa World]

Sam Smith’s mailbag this week includes a couple jabs at ESPN. [Bulls.com]

Let’s not make the NBA Finals about the refs, OK folks? [Doyel]

Two weeks after Jack Osbourne became a father, he learned he had Multiple Sclerosis. [People]

R.A. Dickey – master of the knuckleball. [NYT]

MLB teams are now using sleep experts. [US News & World Report]

Here’s a column comparing Lance Armstrong to Roger Clemens. [Sun Times]

Ten years ago yesterday: USA 2, Mexico 0 in the 2002 World Cup quarterfinals. [US Soccer]

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