Lucy Hale … Rock of Ages and That’s My Boy flopped at the box office … Woody Allen has never used email … here’s a GIF of Yu Darvish in a wig and high heels … lengthy read about how a drug cartel makes billions … Rodney King, 47, was found dead at the bottom of his swimming pool … teacher has entire class slap the bully … a bank error for a gambling fiend leads to $1.5 million in losses … Pacman Jones ordered by judge to pay $11 million to family of strip club manager … NYT profiles Jerry Sandusky’s wife … Cosmo’s most ridiculous sex tips …
Webb Simpson talks about the guy who made rooster noises during his interview: “I didn’t know if it was part of the deal (laughter) I never won a Major, I never know what to expect. And I saw some fury in Mike’s eyes. But I didn’t really know what to do.” [ASAP Sports via Bryan Graham]
Dale Earnhardt Jr. finally ended his 4-year winless drought. [Observer]
Norman Chad has some thoughts on Pete Rose memorabilia. [Wash Post]
LaDainian Tomlinson has finally retired – as a Charger – after a sterling NFL career. [CBS Sports]
The waiting list for Oklahoma City Thunder season tickets in 2013-2014 is at 2,000. [Tulsa World]
Sam Smith’s mailbag this week includes a couple jabs at ESPN. [Bulls.com]
Let’s not make the NBA Finals about the refs, OK folks? [Doyel]
Two weeks after Jack Osbourne became a father, he learned he had Multiple Sclerosis. [People]
R.A. Dickey – master of the knuckleball. [NYT]
MLB teams are now using sleep experts. [US News & World Report]
Here’s a column comparing Lance Armstrong to Roger Clemens. [Sun Times]
Ten years ago yesterday: USA 2, Mexico 0 in the 2002 World Cup quarterfinals. [US Soccer]
Dads? This one is for you.
That’s a tremendously painful beach soccer injury.
Can I interest you in someone burping for :18?
Tom Brady, Call me Maybe?