All your wives and girlfriends are getting buggered right now.

By June 23, 2012 1:16 pm ET

Supporters of the England national football team watch the Euro 2012 football championships match between England and Ukraine in Calvia, onthe Spanish Balearic Island of Mallorca on June 19, 2012. AFP PHOTO/ Jaime REINA (Photo credit should read JAIME REINA/AFP/GettyImages)