The somewhat unexpected duo was spotted at Coyote Joe’s in Shelby Township after foolishly taking in an Aerosmith concert, and were reportedly very “chummy” and possibly even canoodling. This come just days after Upton and her bulbous rack attended a Tigers game in the comfort of Verlander’s suite.
All of this information greatly assists in explaining Verlander’s unfocused, lackadaisical approach in the All-Star game where the normally sharp pitcher allowed four hits, five runs and walked two in one inning of work. Yes, the power of the poon knows no bounds. (You now have permission to motorboat your monitor.)
Additionally, and perhaps most importantly, Upton and Verlander recently hung out with model Lizzy Glynn and Verlander’s pal, Frank Viola Jr (!) who took off his pants so Glynn could ride a mechanical bull. Obviously.
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