Roundup: Alligator Rips off Half of Teenager's Arm; the Legally Blind Beauty Queen going to Florida State & Sesame Street Does "Call Me Maybe"
By Jason McIntyre
Lou Williams is going to the Atlanta Hawks. He’ll have plenty of opportunities to score and rap. [AJC]
The Time I Whooped a 14-Year-Old Kid at Basketball. [LA Weekly]
The Bengals are charging fans $10 to attend a pep rally. Why would anyone attend? [Cincinnati.com]
The challenge of being a woman in sports journalism. [Penn State College of Communications]
The oral history of WFAN radio. Too bad Mike Francesa didn’t talk. [Grantland]
“For the ‘funemployed,’ unemployment is welcome.” Does anyone know these people? [LA Times]
Rashard Lewis joins Ray Allen as aging lethal shooters to sign with the Miami Heat. [Herald]
The media loves writing about Rob Gronkowski. [Buffalo News]
Moron arrested for shooting fireworks at cops. [WFTV]
“Four men accused of jumping out of a white stretch limo to film themselves attacking people in Wrigleyville are getting a bad rap, relatives said.” [Sun Times]
Headlines you can’t resist: “Naked Brunswick man who caused disturbance found in bottom of portable toilet.” [Bangor Daily News]
Second step to keeping Chris Paul – Blake Griffin inked a 5-year, $95 million extension. [LA Times]
Cookie Monster sings “Call Me Maybe.” Because everyone’s doing it. [via Hot Clicks]
Watch this man fly out of his sunroof during a car accident.
Andrew Wiggins appears to be an elite high school basketball player. Remember the name.