The Olympic Village is ready to open to some 16,000 athletes. The press got their first look at the village and it is the usual giant, fancy college motif. Like college, the beds are tiny – just 68-inches long. Seems short. That’s only like 5′ 6″ or something – barely half a dinosaur penis. How do they have all the sex in that thing?
As for the rest of the details, there’s a Coke machine, a Powerade machine, video games, what looks like a karaoke lounge and more pool tables than you’ve ever seen.
Can you imagine what its like at the Olympic Village gym at 6am?
… It’s a gaming ship.
By the way, that awkward white dude is London Mayor Boris Johnson. When he finishes eating alone in the cafeteria, he’ll head over to over the secret song off Green Day’s Dookie in the karaoke bar. No one will cheer.