PGA Pro Kris Blanks is Your New Favorite Golfer

By: Stephen Douglas | July 14, 2012 4:45 pm ET

Kris Blanks is the 201st ranked golfer in the world. He has 7 Top-10 finishes in his career and has made more than $3 million and has been on tour since 2009. He’s done alright for himself. He’s one of those lucky guys who gets to play golf for a living, but he’s not going to command much – if any – attention on important Sunday afternoons. Blanks missed the cut of the John Deere Classic yesterday, but he’s not going to let that get him down.

Hey golf gods think of this. I get the last laugh. I get to go hang out with my kids all weekend and get to have sex with my wife so….GFY!

— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 14, 2012

That’s not the only gem on Blank’s Twitter.

Pretty windy out here today. Think I just felt a squirrel fart!!

— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 13, 2012

Pulling a all nighter before my flight home in the morning. Hanging in casino in chi town before my early flight home in the morning.

— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 14, 2012

I like this guy. He also tweeted that picture of the roulette results. All black everything! Not quite seven straight 19’s, but it is something. He had bet red three straight spins. That’s about as unlucky as Blanks gets. No thanks to the Golf Gods.

Athlete Girlfriends, Courts, Legal, Drugs, etc, Golf, Miscellany, Athlete Girlfriends, Courts, Legal, Drugs, etc, Golf, Miscellany

Monster is Meth

PGA Pro Kris Blanks is Your New Favorite Golfer

Think I’d have to agree. Always good when someone can make light of shortcomings.
roger from oz

Wish more of the PGA Tour guys were as honest and colorful. My new favorite golfer!
http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ spencer096

dude can MASH.
Monster is Meth

dude can MASH.

And thanks to missing the cut he can go home and mash his wife.
Monster is Meth

I just realized the ad on the right side of my screen. It says find your asian lady today. orientbrides.com

/mash’d
Full Point (1000)

Pulling a all nighter before my flight home in the morning.

he’s sure not my favorite english major
Rick31

Kris Blanks and John Daly are now my favorite folders. Who would I add for the fourth player in the group?
Monster is Meth

Kris Blanks and John Daly are now my favorite folders. Who would I add for the fourth player in the group?

Who’s the third?
Rick31

Who’s the third?
Me
Rick31

Who’s the third?

Me – Was thinking of a dream team to play (and drink) a round with me.
Monster is Meth

I don’t know who I’d add but I’ll tell you who I wouldn’t add. Rory McIlroy. If I had to listed to his accent for 18 holes I’d stab myself with a 9 iron.
Rick31

I don’t know who I’d add but I’ll tell you who I wouldn’t add. Rory McIlroy. If I had to listed to his accent for 18 holes I’d stab myself with a 9 iron.

Hard to argue that. Even my flask of bourbon wouldn’t be enough to cut through that.
Monster is Meth

That and he always after me lucky charms.
http://www.h8torade.com PL StabbinKabin

This whole thread is filled with retarded language. Well done, guys.