Kris Blanks is the 201st ranked golfer in the world. He has 7 Top-10 finishes in his career and has made more than $3 million and has been on tour since 2009. He’s done alright for himself. He’s one of those lucky guys who gets to play golf for a living, but he’s not going to command much – if any – attention on important Sunday afternoons. Blanks missed the cut of the John Deere Classic yesterday, but he’s not going to let that get him down.
Hey golf gods think of this. I get the last laugh. I get to go hang out with my kids all weekend and get to have sex with my wife so….GFY!
— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 14, 2012
That’s not the only gem on Blank’s Twitter.
Pretty windy out here today. Think I just felt a squirrel fart!!
— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 13, 2012
Pulling a all nighter before my flight home in the morning. Hanging in casino in chi town before my early flight home in the morning.
— Kris Blanks (@krisblanks) July 14, 2012
I like this guy. He also tweeted that picture of the roulette results. All black everything! Not quite seven straight 19’s, but it is something. He had bet red three straight spins. That’s about as unlucky as Blanks gets. No thanks to the Golf Gods.
