Newly acquired Knicks point guard Jason Kidd was reportedly so drunk Saturday night that he had to be carried out of SL East, a club in Southampton. From TMZ:
According to the multiple witnesses, after being carried out by a few friends, Kidd got in his car to drive off … despite protests from his friends. Kidd left the club around 1:00 AM and crashed his car less than an hour later.
Curious as to what the “protests” from his friends were. I’m guessing the group gave up after two or three courageous requests of “dude, don’t drive,” shrugged, and then went back inside to party.