Mario Götze Was Happy to See His Girlfriend, But Probably Wishes He Wasn't Wearing a Banana Hammock at the Time

Oh, the photos: Gotze was on vacation with his girlfriend, Ann-Kathrin Vida (a model, natch), the pair went swimming and … yeah. Who can blame him? We’ve all been there. The two photos you’re laughing at appeared in German newspapers. [via Kickette]