Mario Gotze is a 20-year-old midfielder on the German national team. Even though Gotze has an extremely bright future – he’s already a star on Borussia Dortmund in the Bundesliga – Germany is so loaded, he could barely get on the field at Euro 2012. Look for him in the 2014 World Cup.
Oh, the photos: Gotze was on vacation with his girlfriend, Ann-Kathrin Vida (a model, natch), the pair went swimming and … yeah. Who can blame him? We’ve all been there. The two photos you’re laughing at appeared in German newspapers. [via Kickette]