In January Indians’ pitcher Fausto Carmona was arrested in the Dominican Republic for using a false identity. Carmona, whose real name is Roberto Hernandez, was actually three years older than he said. Today Hernandez rejoined the Indians for the first time since his arrest. His teammates greeted him with three birthday cakes to celebrate his rapidly advancing age. That’s some major league trolling right there. I’m glad we can all laugh about this. His actual birthday is August 30th. Supposedly.