Chad Johnson has changed his legal name back to Chad Johnson. That’s great news for people like me who hated this stupid fucking gimmick from the beginning. Johnson’s website says that the reason for the change was that his wife, Evelyn Lozada, wanted a real last name and not some stupid made-up foolishness. You may now begin purchasing your Dolphins jerseys with “JOHNSON” across the back.
Note: If this is old news to you, I apologize. Johnson originally started talking about the name change last month, but the OchoCinco News Network didn’t catch wind of it until today either. You would think they had better sources.