Missouri offensive lineman Elvis Fisher has some demands he would like addressed before the start of football season. Chief among them is getting some better soap in the locker room. We all know how important a proper shower can be in the SEC.
He ‘dutifully pays child support’ a dancer said in 2013.
Doesn’t look good for the Vikings running back.
Bring your own beer stein.
The B1G will stand for terrible outmoded football. But uncouthness will find no safe harbor.
Not a bad way to score your first goal for the club.
Warning: Simpsons references lie within.