Australian Rower Arrested, Hits Head at Police Station, Goes to Hospital

Around 1:40 in the morning, Booth was arrested on suspicion of breaking two shop windows. He was taken to jail where he passed out and hit his head. From there, he spent the night in the hospital. He hasn’t been charged – can you really charge someone for being Australian? – but will return to the the police station today to talk to the cops about what an epic night it was.

[BBC, Getty]