Alex Morgan is our favorite. She is an American treasure. So when she kneed the New Zealand goalkeeper in the face during today’s match, everyone screamed, “ERMERGERD! ALEX’S KNEE!” Who cares about the lifeless Kiwi on the pitch? Nobody. And that’s not cool. Just because they spell words slightly differently. Each person deserves to be treated like a person.
“One of the biggest scams in America”
Too late to develop into a story this week?
“Sex is one of the few things we have, almost getting killed is another, that can jolt us into feeling fully alive.”
So many points, yet so few points.
Clippers’ living on a prayer.