Alex Morgan is our favorite. She is an American treasure. So when she kneed the New Zealand goalkeeper in the face during today’s match, everyone screamed, “ERMERGERD! ALEX’S KNEE!” Who cares about the lifeless Kiwi on the pitch? Nobody. And that’s not cool. Just because they spell words slightly differently. Each person deserves to be treated like a person.
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Tuesday always has a boring feel to it, no?
Would be a nice payday.
Who is this guy and why is he so awesome?
Will Texas finally be the school that steals him from VCU?
Howland and Barnes? Add Marshall, and that’s a great offseason for the SEC.