Alex Morgan is our favorite. She is an American treasure. So when she kneed the New Zealand goalkeeper in the face during today’s match, everyone screamed, “ERMERGERD! ALEX’S KNEE!” Who cares about the lifeless Kiwi on the pitch? Nobody. And that’s not cool. Just because they spell words slightly differently. Each person deserves to be treated like a person.
Goodbye sweet prince.
38-36 on a last-second field goal.
They like him personally.
Even Big Jay has his limit.
She’s…a Skynyrd Fan.