McKayla Maroney “taught” Jenna Bush how to Dougie. Since Jenna Bush is both the daughter of a president and the granddaughter of a president, she is automatically one of the whitest people alive. Thus, she obviously has no idea how to do The Dougie – a former TBL favorite. Luckily, the 16-year-old gold and silver medal winning mega-star was there to try and teach Bush how to Dougie. It was predictably, laughably bad. If only there was a meme to properly convey how McKayla probably felt about Jenna Bush’s Dougie.
Jenna Bush is horribly unqualified for The Today Show, which is really saying something when you consider the fact that that show pays Kathy Lee to get drunk on television every morning. Which brings me to my next point – Jenna Bush is Jillian from Workaholics. This is what it would be like if she were ever in charge for a day. She’s such a goon. Wait – she doesn’t still fall under the Secret Service umbrella of protection, right? Right. I’m sure I can call her a goon without worry of repercussion from our shadow government.
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