Chad Johnson, your hellish 72 hours are over. The clownish wide receiver was arrested, cut by the Dolphins, and dumped by his wife of 41 days. The culmination for the world to see was on HBO Tuesday, when it aired three gripping minutes of television: Miami coach Joe Philbin breaking the news to the 34-year-old Johnson that the team was parting ways with him. [video via Mike]
Freshman football player hanging out with adult film star.
I love this guy.
“got into a verbal altercation with the driver, hit him and took off in his cab around 12:55 a.m. Saturday”
Perhaps the greatest editor in the modern newspaper era.
Put down the $11 light beer and think about what you’re doing with your life.
Dogs recreate Dawson’s Creek, plus a wonderful foreign cough drop commercial.