Chad Johnson, your hellish 72 hours are over. The clownish wide receiver was arrested, cut by the Dolphins, and dumped by his wife of 41 days. The culmination for the world to see was on HBO Tuesday, when it aired three gripping minutes of television: Miami coach Joe Philbin breaking the news to the 34-year-old Johnson that the team was parting ways with him. [video via Mike]
Seriously, what is going on here?
That’s why you should never try.
Now we know where he keeps his Heisman.
There’s a line. This crosses it.