Roundup: Melky Cabrera, Michael Jordan's Coach, Calvin & Hobbes Gifs and Somebody in Michigan Won Powerball

Amy Schumer … gif of dogs breaking up a cat fight … Bain’s latest outsourcing plan … attempting to break into an MMA gym … don’t let people take pictures in your Maserati … pictures of “fighting” in Syria … slipped in the shower, fell down a shaft … just like The Wire – a burner app … related: warrantless wiretappingstealing pot from police because it smells good … Georgia’s student newspaper staff has walked out … Marineland trainer quits, exposes horrible conditions … fake luxury shoesPaul Ryan is looking to trim the budge a bit … Paul Ryan’s fraternity houseJulia Child’s birthday …  3D printers building houses … rich kids of Instagram

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar knows what Dwight Howard is going through. [LA Times]

Important: Calvin & Hobbes gifs. [tumblr]

The history of prog rock. [Slate]

Christian Littlehead, the OSU lineman who punched a chick during a beer pong game, had his charges dropped. [Tulsa World]

What was Melky Cabrera thinking? My guess? “I want to be better at baseball.” [San Francisco Chronicle]

Someone in Michigan is rich. [Detroit Free Press]

Dear Michael Jordan, you want to help out your old coach or what? [Sports Illustrated]

An interview with Billy King. [New York Times]

Jimmy Traina interviewed Vin Scully. [Hot Clicks]

We live in a world of braggarts, but that isn’t news to me. [Wall Street Journal]

Can a knuckleballer really win a Cy Young. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Derrick Rose talks about his injury. [SLAM]

Korean rapper PSY rapping about… who cares.

Nada Surf’s Popular was big about 16 Summers ago.

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