Amy Schumer … gif of dogs breaking up a cat fight … Bain’s latest outsourcing plan … attempting to break into an MMA gym … don’t let people take pictures in your Maserati … pictures of “fighting” in Syria … slipped in the shower, fell down a shaft … just like The Wire – a burner app … related: warrantless wiretapping … stealing pot from police because it smells good … Georgia’s student newspaper staff has walked out … Marineland trainer quits, exposes horrible conditions … fake luxury shoes … Paul Ryan is looking to trim the budge a bit … Paul Ryan’s fraternity house … Julia Child’s birthday … 3D printers building houses … rich kids of Instagram …
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar knows what Dwight Howard is going through. [LA Times]
Important: Calvin & Hobbes gifs. [tumblr]
The history of prog rock. [Slate]
Christian Littlehead, the OSU lineman who punched a chick during a beer pong game, had his charges dropped. [Tulsa World]
What was Melky Cabrera thinking? My guess? “I want to be better at baseball.” [San Francisco Chronicle]
Someone in Michigan is rich. [Detroit Free Press]
Dear Michael Jordan, you want to help out your old coach or what? [Sports Illustrated]
An interview with Billy King. [New York Times]
Jimmy Traina interviewed Vin Scully. [Hot Clicks]
We live in a world of braggarts, but that isn’t news to me. [Wall Street Journal]
Can a knuckleballer really win a Cy Young. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Derrick Rose talks about his injury. [SLAM]
Korean rapper PSY rapping about… who cares.
Nada Surf’s Popular was big about 16 Summers ago.