Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy Broke Up

Brian Urlacher, linebacker of the Bears, and Jenny McCarthy, the busty MILF, have broken up. Devastating news, obviously. (But not more devastating than the status of Urlacher’s knees, which could best be described as “terrible.”)

Urlacher has three kids with two different women, and has now “dated” Paris Hilton and McCarthy.

At 34, this will probably be Urlacher’s final chance at winning a Super Bowl. He’ll make $7.5 million this year and then become a free agent.

Previously: Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy Might Be Dating!
Previously: Brian Urlacher Must Be Happy to Hear Jenny McCarthy’s (6th) Playboy Cover Shoot Is Classy

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