Ryan Lochte is still here. I have a feeling that he will continue to pop up on television as long as he remains willing to take all his clothes off on camera. Thus, he will show up on shitty scripted television programs like 90210. And he will continue to show up on shitty non-scripted television programs like E!’s Fashion Police where Lochte stripped down to his swimsuit and walked a mile so he and Joan Rivers could climb into a fountain and make a joke about peeing in the pool.
Always seemed like a weird fit.
Trying to figure out when to zig, and when to zag.
How’d he do that?
The cartoon character and tactical mastermind of Merseyside dreams.
The Return of the Craptors.