Roundup: Prince Harry in Trouble, Amy Schumer's WWE Ex and the Strasburg Shutdown

If you’re a Virginia Tech fan, here’s a power hour for you. Even if you aren’t you’re still getting drunk to college football highlights. [The Key Play]

Is Joe Posnanski’s book a “relentless” defense of Joe Paterno? [The Atlantic]

Tampa is getting ready for a big hurricane. [FOX News]

A Q&A with @BIGSPORTSWRITER. [Deadspin]

The Queen is not happy with Prince Harry. Who could have predicted that? [NY Daily News]

Deion Sanders started a charter school and now the basketball team will compete in a famous tournament. [news-press]

Amy Schumer broke up with WWE’s Dolph Ziggler. [International Business Times]

Every trade the Knicks have made since the Patrick Ewing trade. [Posting and Toasting]

Strasburg? Shut it down Nats! [FOX]

An infographic for the *crosses fingers* playoff bound Pittsburgh Pirates. [EZ Storage]

Randy Hanson – the ex-Cal Poly coach who Tom Cable beat up – charged with two felonies from a bar fight. [San Luis Obisbo]

The people of Washington still think Strasburg should sit. [Washington Post]

UNC’s academic support director has been “moved” from his job. [News & Observer]

Alison Brie rapping.

Local news reports on golden showers.

Aquille Carr is fun to watch play basketball. Remember when he got arrested last weekend? [Dime Magazine]

Anchorman doesn’t know what canoodling is. [Hot Clicks]